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TheTechBoy

Persona	The TechBoy
SSA LTW Persona	Ethan Shay
Occupation	CEO, TheTechBoy Media Podcaster, Web Show Host
Based In	Houston, Texas
Company	TheTechBoy Media
Founded	July 2020
Brands	Conservatech TheOdysseyBoi NotTheBoy.com SSALTW
Known For	Conservatech SSA LTW Universe "Controversy drives clicks" Modesty Wars

The TechBoy

The TechBoy is a teenage entrepreneur, podcaster, and CEO of TheTechBoy Media, a Houston-based entity he identifies as the largest Christian-run tech blog in the city. He is known for merging technology reviews with conservative Christian doctrine and pro-American political commentary under his "Conservatech" brand. His persona and content are heavily influenced by his personal philosophy, a semi-fictional spy narrative, and a series of strategic online rivalries.

Contents

1 Overview
2 History of TheTechBoy Media
3 Core Philosophy and Strategy
4 Views and Stances
5 Technology Takes
6 Media and Pop Culture & Kids Corner
7 SSA LTW Universe & Espionage
8 Rivals and Relationships
9 Personal Life and Fun Facts
10 Memorable Quotes

1 Overview

2 History of TheTechBoy Media

2.1 Founding (2020)

TheTechBoy started his company at age 13. He founded TheTechBoy.org in 2020 with the express purpose of "get[ting] devices to test."

"It all started in 2020... right after the Nikka war and in the midst of the pandemic... Samsung was launching the Note 20 series... and these phones cost thousands of dollars... I couldn’t work, so I did some research, and the sources said that the best way to make money online was a blog, so I did."

In the early days, he would "review" devices without owning them by aggregating tech journalism. His first hands-on review was the Samsung A71 5G, his first smartphone, acquired at age 14. He remained anonymous for the first two years, inspired by the Disney Channel movie Radio Rebel. His mother and aunt helped edit his first articles.

2.2 Growth and Pivot (2021-2022)

In 2021, his content was "apolitical and irreligious," focusing on campaigns like petitioning Samsung to bring back the MicroSD card slot. This era also saw the launch of TheOdysseyBoi, a fan site for the Christian audio drama Adventures in Odyssey (AIO), a major influence on his worldview.

2022 was his "big break." He received his first test devices (Moleskine Smart Writing Set, Cosmo Communicator) and made the company profitable by selling a review unit on eBay. On July 30, 2022, he launched the This Week in TheTechBoy podcast. On August 13, 2022, inspired by another teen creator, he launched the video version, revealing his identity.

2.3 "Conservatech" and Expansion (2023-Present)

The company's direction "started to shift... rightwards" after he joined the conservative social site NotTheBee (NTB) in late 2022. This, combined with his 11th-grade run for student council president, fully ingrained him in the "conservatech" movement.

January 2023: He began reacting to conservative media figures like Ben Shapiro and launched his "Cancel The Verge" campaign.
2023: He launched Truth With TheTechBoy, a dedicated channel for political and cultural commentary.
"Controversy Drives Clicks": He formalized this motto after discovering he could "counter-signal" — using a trending hashtag like #calendargate (a modesty debate) on an unrelated Samsung article, which drove 400 views.
April 2024: He was "kicked from NTB for being 'underage'." He claims this "spiraled me into depression, it launched me into X stardom."
Response to Ban: He immediately launched his own rival platforms, NotTheBoy.com (a Reddit/NTB alternative) and the SSALTW blog, merging his real-life, political, and fictional worlds into one media ecosystem.

3 Core Philosophy and Strategy

3.1 "Controversy Drives Clicks"

This is The TechBoy's central, explicit business model. He believes that engaging in and even manufacturing controversy is the primary driver of growth and engagement.

"I enjoyed ticking the NTB people off... on Oct 7th, 2023... I declared parental control apps MALWARE. This is probably the first instance of our now infamous 'controversy drives clicks' motto."

3.2 "If it's funny, it's fine"

His secondary philosophy is used to justify his support for politically-charged or controversial humor, even from creators he disagrees with (like Yoyo 808). He humorously cited this when discussing the KKK:

"a claman could be walking in front of me and I'mma still go why because they fell off... -TheTechBoy that's a funny one."

3.3 Competitive Strategy

The TechBoy is openly and intensely competitive, viewing his media operation as a "war" against rivals. He believes his "intelligence and the ability to argue out of anything" drives his company. He aims to "overtake" and "outcompete" all rivals, from 17 Magazine to teen Instagram influencers.

4 Views and Stances

4.1 Political and Patriotic

Pro-American: He is fiercely patriotic, calling America the "greatest country in the world." He states, "i care about the future of my country the United States of America."
Foreign Policy: He is an interventionist, calling "America first and America only" a "horrible foreign policy." He argues the US needs allies and foreign bases to counter China, Russia, and Iran.
Pro-Israel: He is a staunch supporter of Israel, calling it "one of our greatest allies." He puts the Israeli flag in his X (Twitter) name to "prevent" arguments with critics.
Anti-Communist: He considers China a major rival and labels apps like TikTok, Temu, and Red Note as "Chinese spyware" and "malware... infect[ing] the hearts and minds of Young Americans with Communism."

4.2 Religious (Evangelical)

Identity: He is a proud Protestant Christian
Worldview: He advocates for a "cristocentric society" and believes in a "literal six day creation," citing Job 40-41 as proof of dinosaurs coexisting with humans.
On Church Services: He finds most modern church services "fake," "scripted," and "boring," comparing them to "math class." He admits he "does not feel anything" during worship but attends because "it's the right thing to do." Despite this he proudly embraces Evangelical identity and culture. He has stated, "I am proud to be an evangelical," describing the (hypertheoretical) subculture as "amazing," "interesting," and "fun," and highlighting elements such as church camps, youth groups, and media like the podcast Adventures in Odyssey. He regards Christianity as "the only way to God" and celebrates its dominance in society, asserting, "we live in a Christian society and we will continue to live in a Christian society that's right." His media company, The Tech Boy Media, operates as a strictly Christian enterprise, promoting salvation and linking to resources such as Answers in Genesis. The Tech Boy strongly defends the high-production environment of megachurches, endorsing the use of fog machines, scripted theatrics, contemporary music, and elaborate stage productions. He argues that church services are "absolutely fake" and "scripted" but insists this is a "good thing," as unscripted services would be "chaotic and unpleasant," concluding that "scripted evangelical megachurches are the best." He recounts attending events with 1,400 attendees featuring fog, stage stunts, and money thrown into the crowd, as well as services incorporating cars, Mario Kart games, and scooter races—all described as "exciting and fun" and superior to traditional hymn-singing. While admitting he does not personally "feel anything" during worship, he maintains that upbeat, loud services are more engaging for youth than repetitive or "boring" traditional formats. He advocates using modern technology—comparing it to that of news programs like Fox News or CNN—to "glorify God" and keep the Bible relevant. He criticizes proponents of "trad" or traditionalist Christianity—particularly figures like Redeemed Zoomer and self-described "Protestant supremacists"—for promoting what he views as exclusionary, technologically conservative, or monotonous worship. He mocks insistence on "hymns and psalms only" and prohibitions against guitars in church, dismissing older mainline congregations as "even more boring" than megachurches. The Tech Boy frames his preference for spectacle as a rejection of boredom, arguing that while subjects like mathematics can be dull yet valuable, halting the message of God with "rot or non-essential debates" hinders community. The Tech Boy produces content within the hypertheoretical world of his SSA LTW (SSA Lead The Way) book and web series—an ultra-dramatized universe where real-life high school events, such as student elections and personal rivalries, are reimagined as geopolitical conflicts. In this setting, student government merges with an intelligence agency, and improbable scenarios (e.g., a church staging a car or a child solving a spy case) unfold. He contrasts this realm with the "theoretical world" (everyday reality), expressing disappointment that real life lacks comparable excitement. The series draws inspiration from shows like Zoey 101 and Adventures in Odyssey, providing ongoing content and validation for his theories, such as treating crushes as national security threats. Despite identifying as Protestant and Evangelical, The Tech Boy employs a deliberate strategy of "ragebaiting" Catholics and theological conservatives to maximize engagement, stating they are "the easiest people to rage bait on planet Earth." He provokes reactions by promoting Evangelical spectacle—e.g., fog machines and modern music—against traditional Catholic aesthetics, satirizing Catholic incense as "a fog machine that just smells good." He reports that posts about megachurch events draw Catholic critics "out of the woodwork," which he finds amusing and uses to portray Evangelicals as "fun" and traditionalists as "stupid" or anti-Christian. Paradoxically, he has claimed to be "the most pro Catholic" person in certain discussions, possibly as trolling or strategic rhetoric. He invokes NATO-style collective defense in retaliating against critics and excludes Catholic-specific content (e.g., Hail Mary prayers) from video requests, clarifying that he does not deem Catholicism "not sane" but will not feature it. This combination of provocation, selective exclusion, and theatrical content creation drives controversy and interaction for his platform.

4.3 Race and Identity

Hierarchy: He states his loyalty is "God over country, God over itself [self], God over popularity," and puts his race "below all."
On Identity: He rejects identity politics, stating race is "not an accomplishment" but just "skin color" or a "hex code."
"if your greatest accomplishment is being a woman that is not an accomplishment." (This applies to all identity markers).
"Blacktivism": He is a vocal critic of what he calls "black liberation theology" or "black divist politics," labeling it a "dangerous cult" that "worships blackness" at an "altar of blackness." He claims it is a "bigger threat than white supremacy" because it is "genuinely more accepted."

4.4 Stance on Women

The TechBoy is not a third wave feminist. His views are a mix of progressive stances on careers and highly traditionalist views on social roles.

Pro-Work/Career: He is staunchly against the "trad wife" trend, calling it unrealistic and arguing it sets women "up for failure." He defends Emily Saves America's critique of it, stating women "can have lives and they can have purpose as well."
Anti-Chivalry/Special Status: He argues that women are "not special" and should be self-sufficient.
"you got arms you got legs use them that is not okay." (on opening car doors)

"look your feet work okay... you take it out yourself you sweep it up yourself." (on killing bugs or taking out trash)
Modesty Wars: He is a vocal participant in online "Modesty Wars." He defends women's right to wear bikinis and crop tops, arguing modesty is a "state of mind" and telling male critics to "control your thoughts."

4.5 Stance on Teenagers

Anti-Ban: He is a fervent opponent of laws banning teens from social media, arguing "kids are like weeds they are resilient" and will use VPNs or other workarounds.
Anti-Parental Spyware: He calls parental control apps (e.g., Bark Phone) "pre-installed spyware under the guys of parental control," arguing they "hamper the child's ability to... trust the parents."
Anti-Teen Dating: This is one of his most famous doctrines, derived from his SSA LTW narrative.
"Teenage dating is a threat to national security."
He also calls it the "meme coin of real life" because it's based on "hype," has "no end goal," and a "98% failure rate." He argues "it is literally impossible to cheat on someone in a teenage relationship."

5 Technology Takes

5.1 Artificial Intelligence

He is a "full-throated" endorser of AI, using it heavily for editing, summaries, and content generation (like for his AI influencer, Ava Harper). He opposes bans, comparing them to banning cars.

"AI is like a gun—it can be used for good or evil. It can be used for good or evil."

5.2 Platforms and Brands

Android/Samsung: He is "Samsung's number one fan" and "Team Android," praising the platforms for their features (like the S-Pen) and openness.
Google: He is pro-Google, defending it against figures like Elizabeth Warren in 2021.
Apple: He is generally critical of Apple's "closed ecosystem" but will defend it from government overreach.

5.3 Anti-Minimalism & Alt-Tech

He "despises minimalist technology."

"Dumb Phones": He calls the Light Phone a "scam" and "ripoff," noting it's "obscenely expensive" for being "objectively worse." He groups parental-control phones (Gab, Bark) in this category, calling them overpriced, "spyware"-laden devices sold on fear.
Alt-Tech Platforms: He is critical of the quality of most alt-tech, calling Rumble "terrible and it looks bad" and encouraging users to stick with superior American companies like YouTube.
School Tech Bans: He calls state bans on cell phones in school "communism" for forcing "smart kids" to use "low-quality, trash school-provided Chromebooks" instead of their own superior devices.
High School Election Simulator is a specialized software tool developed by The Tech Boy (Ethan Shay) to simulate and analyze high school student council elections, based on his self-described role as a "high school geopolitical consultant." Often referred to as "top secret technology," it is designed to predict electoral outcomes and guide campaign strategy through data-driven modeling. Development and Technology The speaker noted that no existing market existed for technology simulating high school student council elections, despite his strong personal interest in the field. The simulator was created with the assistance of multiple large language models (LLMs), including Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok, all of which contributed to building the "dang thing." Technically, the software is implemented in HTML and JavaScript. The speaker emphasizes that the code is fully open-source and can run completely offline from a local file, a feature he highlights in opposition to the "stupid trend of all the web apps." The simulator is available as free web-based software at election.thetechboy.org, with a downloadable version also provided. Functionality and Use The High School Election Simulator enables candidates to forecast results and refine strategies by processing detailed electoral inputs: - Inputs: Users enter variables such as total student population across grades 9–12, projected voter turnout (e.g., 95%), and candidate popularity percentages within each grade. - Simulation: The tool runs large-scale quantum simulations (e.g., 10,000 iterations) and applies an 8% variance factor to generate probabilistic outcomes. - Outputs: Results include the percentage likelihood of winning, average margin of victory, and demographic breakdowns showing performance by grade level (e.g., ninth grade). - Strategic Guidance: The primary purpose is to identify priority demographics; the speaker frequently targeted the ninth grade as a large, underserved voting bloc critical to victory. Application in Electoral History The simulator has been used to model and analyze several high school political scenarios: - Glory High (GCA) Election Simulation: In a modeled race between candidates Vera, Allison, and Ethan Shay, initial results showed Allison with a 50.49% chance of winning by a two-vote margin. - Testing Rival Viability: The software was used to evaluate Vera’s 2023 GCA campaign, concluding she had "no shot" at victory due to inability to secure key grades. In essence, the High School Election Simulator reflects The Tech Boy’s broader philosophy that high school politics operates according to quantifiable strategic principles and calculated political maneuvering, transforming student government into a theater of data-informed geopolitical competition.

6 Media and Pop Culture & Kids Corner

The TechBoy is heavily influenced by the media of his childhood and seeks to create a "Revival" of it.

6.1 Kids Corner as a Foundational Element

The audio drama Kids Corner (KC) is recognized as a significant influence on the narrator's worldview, espionage affinity, and his subsequent media enterprises.

Worldview Formation: The narrator states that exclusively listening to Adventures in Odyssey (AIO) and Kids Corner until age 15 fundamentally shaped his "entire worldview."
Media Property: KC is a central focus of the TheOdysseyBoi website, a property of The TechBoy Media.
Social Commentary: He uses KC plots, such as co-ed sleepovers in the AIO universe, to challenge and critique conservative parental assumptions.

6.2 Technological Analysis in Kids Corner

"Hack Attack" Dissection: He has specifically analyzed the KC episode "Hack Attack" due to his interest in the hacking scenes, noting he had "no idea what they're doing" but estimating that Wi-Fi security "isn't as secured back then" (circa 2012).
Outdated Tech: KC episodes document outdated tech concepts, such as a character talking about receiving "highspeed email" or urging others to "go surf the web" (circa 2007).
Spy Gadgetry: He discusses KC plots involving spy-like devices, such as a scanning pen Liz receives for her birthday, and criticizes a KC application that supposedly lets users "track your friends by typing in their phone number" as a real-life scam.

Key Characters (Liz & Lucille): He identifies Liz (Quintus Lizerata) as his favorite KC character and the "smartest character on Kids Corner," despite his reckless behavior (water balloons, ding-dong ditching). He describes Lucille Monitor as the second smartest, who is both a "little Miss Goody to shoes"

6.3 Key Characters and KC Controversies

Liz (Quintus Loda): Identified as his favorite KC character and the "smartest character on Kids Corner," despite once jokingly calling him a "low IQ lizard." Liz has been involved in serious trouble like ding-dong ditching, throwing water balloons at cars, and being kidnapped three times.
Lucille Monitor: Described as either the second smartest character or arguably number one. She represents the dichotomy of a "little Miss Goody to shoes" who is also "so sneaky."
Modesty/Crop Top Controversy: He views the plot where Lucille loses her babysitting job after wearing clothing influenced by a rival as "ridiculous."

6.3 2000s Sitcoms, Media Values & Goals

The TechBoy calls for a "Revival" of 2000s teen sitcoms ("The Golden Age"), praising classics like Drake & Josh and Zoey 101 and aiming to create media that focuses on dynamic themes (sports, elections, finals) rather than overt ideological messaging.

Favorites: Zoe 101 (his #1 pick, praising its "political campaigns and... spying"), Wizards of Waverly Place, Drake and Josh, and Good Luck Charlie.
Goal: He is developing a "teen magazine" to "outcompete" modern publications like 17 Magazine and has proposed a political comedy-drama series titled First Kids.
Humor Philosophy: His primary standard is amusement: "If it's funny, it's fine. It is my philosophy in life."

7 SSA LTW Universe & Espionage

The SSALTW is a "true historical fiction" web series that reframes his real-life school experiences as a high-stakes geopolitical spy drama. His core identity and the entire premise of the SSA LTW (Student Spy Agency) universe are fundamentally rooted in espionage, intelligence, and spy technology.

7.1 High School Politics

The electoral history of the speaker (often identified as Ethan Shay in the fictional/semi-fictional narratives) spans three distinct campaigns, focusing primarily on high school student council elections and one instance of a mock government simulation. I. 2022 High School Presidential Election (Energizer High) The speaker's first major campaign occurred in November 2022 while he was a 15-year-old 11th grader at a public school (referred to in the narrative as Energizer High). The Campaign and Issues: • The campaign was summarized by the slogan "Be real vote for me" based off the mobile application be real. • The speaker originally intended to run on "major just issues of policy", but the election was derailed and turned into a debate about "abortion and lgbtq" issues. • During a grueling 25-minute and 26-second press conference held on November 9, 2022, the he was questioned on topics far outside the scope of student council, such as creationism, evangelicalism, abortion, and the Texas Governor's race. The speaker states he was "forced into this" and dragged into running the campaign based on issues like abortion and creationism. • TheTechBoy successfully won the debate/interview despite opposing views from his own vice president and relentless attacks from people trying to challenge his Christian values. The Result: A Stolen Election (Claimed Loss) • The election was described as one of the closest elections of all time. • The speaker ultimately did not win, claiming the election was "stolen due to fraud". He believes he would have won in a "heaping Landslide" had he simply answered the questions the way he was supposed to. • Waffle Gate: One significant incident the following year involved rival candidates who were disqualified. They were kicked out of the election for breaking numerous school and campaign finance rules (the limit was one dollar) by serving homemade fresh waffles using prohibited heated electrical appliances, an event referred to as "Waffle Gate". The he believes he would have "destroyed them so badly" had he been present. II. 2023 High School Presidential/Secretary Election (Glory Christ Academy) Following the disputed 2022 loss, the speaker transferred schools. The 2023 campaign took place at ‘Glory’ Christian Academy (GCA), the setting for the SSA Lead The Way (SSALTW) narrative, where the he is portrayed as Ethan Shay. Presidential Run (Lost): • The speaker ran for student council president again. • In the fictionalized book SSALTW the Election, Ethan Shay ran (and wins) against President Allison. Allison was a "13 year veteran". o Ethan Shay's campaign platform included promising to "improve the economy, fundraisers and have a plan to make events free". He also planned to support independent creators and use GNN to bring "real news". His final rally speech included claims that the geopolitical state of the school was crumbling under Allison's leadership. • Key opponents included Allison, the incumbent President, and Molly, the "corrupt vice president" who ran on Allison's ticket. Another candidate, Elijah, ran on a "Supreme communist dictator" platform. Secretary Appointment (Won): • Despite losing the presidential race, the speaker "did become secretary" in 2023. • This role was highly significant; after the prior secretary (AA) left, TheTechBoy became the "Technic thir[d] command" since there was no speaker of the house. • The speaker noted that this ascendance resulted in obtaining political experience, even if he lost the main election. The secretary role later afforded him power, such as implicitly becoming "president for for like 30 minutes" when the president and VP were occupied. III. 2025 USGS Government Simulation Election In August 2025, TheTechBoy ran as an incumbent in a mock government simulation (USGS) election. The Campaign and Goal: • Office Sought: Governor of Oklahoma. • Voter Mobilization: The speaker explicitly urged viewers to vote for him and his team, stating the election was "imperative" and "key pivotal". • Campaign Promise: He publicly promised to name a mountain after Christy Lamonde if she voted for him and if he won the election. • Stakes: The election was deemed extremely serious, with the speaker noting that 515 votes in an electoral simulation was "extremely high". The Result: A Close Loss • The election was highly competitive. At one point, the speaker reported winning by 3.2 percentage points (translating to about 16 or 17 votes out of 515 total). • The speaker diligently used AI models like GPT-5 to perform statistical analysis of the election data. • However, in the final hours of voting, the results flipped. The speaker lost, citing a "3.6 point swing" against him. • The final announcement summarized the defeat: "it's over" and "may God save the great state of Oklahoma because it is cooked". He noted that one person even voted for the wrong person by accident, which he implied was consequential to the close result. In summary, TheTechBoy has experienced notable electoral setbacks in contested presidential races, citing external factors and fraud in his losses, but maintains an active role in political strategy and commentary, leveraging his experience as a "high school geopolitical consultant".

"it's crucial to remember that he who chooses the prom colors is not nearly as important as he who controls the nukes."

7.2 Key Missions and "Crush Wars"

The SSA's primary function is to manage the "dating based economy" of the school through "Crush Wars."

The Nika Crush War (8th Grade): The foundational conflict against a rival named Nika. It lasted a year, ended in a "stalemate/tie," and directly led to the creation of the SSA's anti-dating "Nika Doctrine."
The Great Chase (Damian & Summer): A "geopolitical crisis" where a bully, Damian, pursued SSA ally Summer. This resulted in TheETchBoy being "literally chased behind... the woods" of the school, hiding and using "coded messages" on a walkie-talkie.
Crush War 3 (Ninth Grade Invasion): The Ninth Grade Boys (INB) tried to "invade" an allied group (Gcam) by starting a "fake crush rumor" about Ethan Shay. SSA "nuked [them] into oblivion" in a week-and-a-half-long sting operation.
"Watergate": He claims to have used a voice-activated recorder to "tape student council notes" and "spy on gcam totally and legally."

7.3 Core Affinity for Espionage

The narrator expresses a profound personal dream of working for intelligence agencies, describing his activities as a constant state of geopolitical and intelligence warfare.

Aspiration: His favorite agencies are the NSA, CIA, FBI, and DIA in that order.
Dating as a Security Threat: The core SSA policy is that teenage dating is a threat to national security, citing research that foreign intelligence uses "Riz" (flirting/charm) to infiltrate high-tech companies.
Intelligence Collection: He views the use of AI tools like Grok 3 to analyze fictional documents and the attempt to trick Grok 3 into writing keylogger code as a strategic victory. He successfully used "social engineering" by inventing a "national holiday" to trick peers into providing handwriting samples for indictment.

7.4 Spy Toys and Decline of Innovation

The narrator views the decline of spy toys as a significant scandal, lamenting the shift from sophisticated radio-based gadgets to modern, app-dependent ones.

Gadget	Description & Espionage Utility
VTech KidiZoom Watch	Considered the "best spy watch of all time" for its low cost and dual cameras; it can send files remotely and requires no internet.
I-Spy Links Walkie-Talkies	Praised for their two-mile capability for talk, text, and video chat (2000s/2010s era), proving their superior, simple technology compared to modern app-dependent gadgets.
Spy Net Night Vision	Older models (circa 2012) are praised for having a 50-foot range and infrared capability, surpassing current toys.
Smartphones	Recognized as the "Ultimate Spy tools" of all time for serving as pocket video recorders and maps with satellite feed (OSINT).

8 Rivals and Relationships

8.1 Christy Lemmon

Christy Lamonde is his most prominent online rival. The conflict centers on the "modesty debate" (or "battle of the crop top"), where The TechBoy defends crop tops and bikinis against her more traditional stance. He describes their feud as the "great Christy de Man war" and admits to trolling her by asking his audience to spam her chats. He also leveraged a "man crush rumor" involving her as the "greatest marketing campaign of all time" to drive traffic to his SSALTW series.

8.2 Redeemed Zoomer

A key theological rival whom The TechBoy labels the "Matt Walsh of Protestantism." He "fight[s] all the time" with him over denominational loyalty and theological takes, such as Redeemed Zoomer's view that "Denomination hopping is spiritual culture."

8.3 "Instagram Girls"

The TechBoy has a complex "love-hate" and "competitive" relationship with teen Instagram influencers.

As Rivals: He has declared "war" on them, admiring their "easy 6,000 followers" and "instant skyrocketing" success. He created his AI influencer, Ava Harper, with the explicit goal to "overtake" them using a "tech advantage."
As Allies: He simultaneously "admires" them and seeks to "team up," believing a collaboration would be a "win-win situation."
As Subjects of Defense: He publicly defends them from critics during "Modesty Gates." He famously defended Isabella Maria DeLuca's bikini photos, stating he is "pro woman" and won't let them get "run over by media."

A recurring theme in his content is his social isolation and difficulty making friends in real life.

Recruitment Efforts: He claims to have spent "thousands of dollars on ad deals" on Instagram and Snapchat to find teen collaborators, but "sent over 150 to 200 direct messages" and received "only one or two responses."
AI as a Friend: He admits to being one of the 33% of Gen Z who has "admitted to using cChatGPT as a friend or romantic partner" (clarifying "not as a romantic partner") to discuss things with.

9 Personal Life and Fun Facts

Hometown: Houston, Texas. He has "Texas pride."
Sports: His favorite sport is football. He is a major fan of the Houston Texans and has predicted they will win the Super Bowl.
Huge fan of highschool elections and called himself a Highschool geopolitical expert.

10 Memorable Quotes

On Strategy: "Controversy drives clicks."
On Humor: "if it's funny it's fine, it is my philosophy in life."
On Teen Dating: "Teenage dating is a threat to national security."
On Teen Dating: "Teen dating is the meme coin of real life."
On AI: "AI is like a gun—it can be used for good or evil."
On Isabella Maria Deluca: "it's crucial to remember that he who chooses the prom colors is not nearly as important as he who controls the nukes."
On Identity: "if your greatest accomplishment is being a woman [or any identity] that is not an accomplishment."
On Chivalry: "you got arms you got legs use them that is not okay."
On Being a Terrorist: "I was accused... of being a terrorist shocking never had that before so yeah we're growing we're growing."

💥 Controversies and Scandals ("Gates")

The TechBoy frequently engages with publicized conflicts and controversies—referred to as "gates"—which he leverages to drive viewer engagement under his business motto: "Controversy drives clicks".

Controversy/Event	Description and The TechBoy's Stance/Outcome
MI6 Gate	Core Allegation:Accusation from Lamonde and her allies that he is "in love with MI6". Denial & Resolution: He strongly denied the "defamation" and "fake news". He claims to have used AI models (Grok and ChatGPT) to definitively prove the rumors were "unequivocally no crush" and "patently untrue". Strategic Note: He still asserts that the SSA is "always going to be allied with MI6" despite the hypertheoretical rivalry.
Christy Lamonde Crush Rumors (Crispy Lemon War)	Core Conflict: Controversy centered on a "stupid poll of you know crush rumors" suggesting a crush on Christy Lamonde, identified as a 170-follower Canadian. Strategic Use: Described as the "greatest marketing campaign of all time" for the SSALTW series, involving deliberately "unethical things" (lying) to boost interaction and adhere to his business motto. Outcome: Despite preparing for a long conflict, the resolution was quick, and Christy Lamonde later acknowledged they were "friends", leading him to declare it the "greatest win of all time". He refers to her as the "girl version of me over on X".
Blondegate	Origin: Primarily a fictional concept that gained real-life online notoriety. It originated in the SSA LTW book, investigating an alleged crush Maverick on a character named Hazel 1.0, threatening "global security". Weaponized by Crush War Christy Lamonde, blondegate is now an accusation used by TheTechBoy's rivals to accuse him of breaking anti crush doctrine and 'liking' people with blonde hair. No credible evidence has been presented, with the only links being that of his affinity for Lexi Reed and Teddy Duncan, fictional characters. The TechBoy's Stance: He insists that Blondgate is "fake and is not a real thing" and has "nothing to do with this" controversy. He condemned people confusing the fictional individuals as "racist" and "absolutely ridiculous".
Bikini/Modesty Gate (Calendar Gate)	The Incident: Stemmed from criticism of an "immodest calendar" featuring influencers (like Riley Gains and Isabella Maria DeLuca) by Christian social media. Strategic Exploitation: He publicly defended Isabella Maria DeLuca. He used the hashtag #calendargate on an unrelated Samsung article to generate "400 clicks". Stance: He took a stance against the "modesty police," arguing that a garment like a bikini or crop top is acceptable if it adheres to the law, telling men to "control your thoughts".
The NTB Conflict	He was "unceremoniously kicked off" the Christian social network "Not The Be" (NTB) for being deemed "too young". In direct response, he launched his own competitive alt-tech social media site, NotTheBoy.com.
Media War / "Terrorist" Accusation	Declaration: The TechBoy publicly declared "war on most of tech media" on his third anniversary. Accusation: He was called a "terrorist" due to his podcast content and labeled "Pro Terrorist". Response: He viewed the accusation as a sign of success: "shocking never had that before so yeah we're growing we're growing".
"Gay Jew" Insult	He frequently faces this personal attack online. He sees the insult as strategically advantageous because opponents resort to insults rather than debating his points, allowing him to declare victory. He often displays the Israel flag in his name on X (formerly Twitter) to deter critics.

📢 SSA LTW Geopolitical Statements: MI6 and the Multi-Polar World

On the Multi-Polar World and MI6 Rivalry

MI6 has returned and while SSA has lost the top spot for now, we will continue to fight and by God's grace we will win, on land on sea in air and in space. Mi6 FP worked but SSA will reign supreme and will be the most powerful, most prosperous, most successful agency on the face of the earth. Thank you for your attention to this matter. May God bless you and may God bless SSA!!

If im freinds with someone who also has the attributes of my greatest rivals + can ddos my brain yall don't think I should oh I dont know...strategize? I did. Essentially turning the world from a MI6 dominated place to a multi polar SSA led world where SSA has a larger sphere of influence in relation to MI6 while SSA still allies with and promotes MI6 policy

On the Threat of MI7 (Rivalry Aggregation)

Uhh guys this is not good. Somehow MI7 has the makings of ALL my greatest rivals
Popular like Nikka
Catholic version of @ChristyLamonde

Smart like me
Sneaky like Molly
Legacy like POGUS Allison.

And somehow MI7 has singlehandedly subverted SSA foreign policy and and maneuvered me match for match using slightly different techniques. All the bases are covered (Christianity, intel, popularity, immunity)

Oh yeah amd MI7 can apparently freeze my brain. Soooo uhh .... Reply to Christy Marie Lamonde Not smart enough to outlander me and freeze my brain all while having a cult of personality and potentially being able to beat me at infection tag

On the Dual Nature of a Rival/Ally

our greatest threat our closest ally

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